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FUNNY COUNCIL COMPLAINTS

Enjoy reading these 100% Genuine Funny Council Complaints. They are extracts from letters and emails sent to various Councils and Housing Associations across the UK. 

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Funny Council Compaints from Tenants

TOP 20 FUNNY COUNCIL COMPLAINTS

1. It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the
hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My toilet seat is cracked; where do I stand?

7. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and now she is pregnant.

8. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

9. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.

10. The next-door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I can’t take it anymore.

11. The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

12. Please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

13. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am, his cock wakes me up, and it’s now getting too much for me.

15. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

16. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

17. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

18. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

19. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can’t get BBC2.

20. My bush is really overgrown round the front, and my back passage has fungus growing in.

 

Written by: Darren Y

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